is good for books and movies and pictures and things that make me feel close to them while actually keeping them a good distance away. Given the choice to go visit the Twisted Lands, fascinating as they are, I think I would probably be too scared. After all, it is a messed up, often frightening Land, and a Land from which we may or may not return. And knowing what we know about the Twisted Lands (that is to say, not much), we would probably be raped and eaten before the end of our first day’s visit.
So… maybe not.
… or maybe still.

Place – Spirit Rock
Drink (non-alcoholic) – Tea
Drink (alcoholic) – Buggy
Ears – Surfer’s
Food – Rice
Tree – Grandmother Tree (Bev. Park)
Tshirt – Pink Floyd
Teacher – Mr. O’Connor
Body Part – Palms
Boosh Quote – Anything that starts “When you are the moon…”
Notebook – Halifax
Video Game – MarioKart 64
Tooth – Keno’s Saber Tooth
Musical – American Astronaut
Coffee Drink – Latte+Honey
Canadian Movie Star – Keanu Reeves
Cupcake in Napa – Kara’s
Coffee in Napa – Napa Valley Roasting Co.
Band in Napa – Body or Brain
Ice Cream – Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food
Canoeing Partner – Rob
Camping Partner – Rob
Roller Blading Partner – Rob
Dad – Mine
Confuzoi – Milly
Mug – The White One With Red Edges
Fruit – Mango
Berry – Blue
Car – Clay’s
Mountain – Alyeska
Bear – Polar
Sunglasses – Red Ones
Lemonade – Strawberry
Vampire Slayer – Buffy

I assume everybody I meet in the darkness is a vampire. Or about to be eaten by one.